In case you're heading out before my T.A. review gets posted, I thought I'd post it here also. Any questions PM me, please.
"We just returned from our first stay at Tensing Pen, January 26 - 29. We split our trip, four nights on the beach at RPTP and three nights on the cliffs at Tensing Pen. We absolutely LOVED Tensing Pen. We typically do the all-inclusive resorts but after doing some research on the T.A. forum decided to try something different this year. We were quite impressed!
From the moment we entered the gates and Niney, the gardener (such a sweet soul), grabbed our bags we fell in love with the property. The landscaping is lush and beautiful. The grounds are immaculate. There are lit pathways connecting each of the separate cottages, so quaint at night. The sunning decks are plentiful and scattered along the cliff's edge, all having nice wooden loungers with comfty cushions and umbrellas. They provide complimentary floaties for the sea. Access to the water is easy using the ladders but you MUST jump from the bridge at least once. After jumping once, you're addicted! The water was so clear and calm during our stay, just amazing. You could literally see the sea bottom from the cliffs. There is a hammock hut near the water's edge for an afternoon nap to get out of the sun. The infinity pool is beautiful. Just perch on the edge, watching the sun glisten off the water, and relax. There are a couple bed-style loungers if you prefer to be out of the sun.
They offer a complimentary breakfast each morning that consists of juice, coffee, fresh fruits, cold cereal, toast, peanut butter, and jelly. If you'd like a more hearty breakfast, you can order eggs, omelets, or french toast from their menu, all VERY reasonably priced ($3 - $4 USD) and very tasty. The banana french toast was awesome! We ate lunch on the property only once and really enjoyed the ackee pizza, a must-try. There is no cash transacted on the property. Everything is put on a tab and you settle up upon check-out.
Razor, the bartender, is a great guy! He's got years of experience and will mix up whatever you're interested in. He made us a "Razor Special" that consisted of fresh watermelon and rum, so yummy! To quote Razor: "All day, every time, Mon." The bar has all of five or six bar stools and is a great way to meet other guests at night. A shout out to Brian and Lisa, Adam and Dawn, Toni and Steve. Hi, guys! (Still thinking about that group night jump from the bridge.)
We stayed in the South Pillar, home sweet home. It was perfect; rustic but beautiful. There were fresh, colorful flowers on the bed to greet us upon arrival, a nice touch. There were wooden slat blinds on all the windows and french doors leading out to the verandah. The verandah has two adirondack chairs with thick, comfortable cushions. There's a small refrigerator in the room. There are no TVs, radios, or clocks in the rooms. TP is not about that; it's about relaxing and chilling. Our bed was queen size with nice linens and four soft pillows. We had a bathroom with a toilet and sink and plenty of soft, white towels. There's a makeup mirror that lights up in the bathroom. Our shower was outside but yet very private (no worries!) There's a wonderful partial view of the sea from the shower. I absolutely loved the outdoor shower, and it was one of the reasons we chose a pillar. The views from our verandah were nothing less than breathtaking. If you're looking for a view, you can't go wrong with any of the pillars. I had to constantly pinch myself... is this for real? Two mornings we watched two porpoises jumping through the sea. Sonya, our housekeeper, was a lovely lady and did a great job
Each morning before the sun was too hot we got off the property and went for walks. There are several restaurants/bars within walking distance. Alice's, Ras Rody's, Sharks, and LTU are all yummy choices for lunch/dinner. We had a romantic dinner one night at Rockhouse, very nice. There is a small grocery store across the street to purchase Red Stripes, water, and munchies for your room. Rick's Cafe is only a five-minute walk; check out the Jamaican cliff divers.
To sum it up, we can't say enough great things about TP. It was an amazing three days. You will leave relaxed and recharged, I promise, counting down the days until your return."