JRB, Rumors, rumors! Can it be true or am I "Havana Daydreaming"? Is Jewel Runaway Bay (???) about to lose their Commander and chief? Their Big Kahuna, The man from Joisey, Their "you just got schooled" professor? Say it ain't so that our favorite General Manager is getting some "Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes". Will he be wishing "Jamaica Farewell"? Heading for that "One Particular Harbor"? Could this be a "Jamaica Mistaica"? Or, could this be a "Semi true story"? "Only Time will Tell".
Well after all, he is and always will be the "King of Somewhere Hot"! But maybe to many years of "Trying to Reason with Hurricane Season" has him looking forward to those "Ragtop Days". Whether he'll be searching for that "Last Mango in Paris", Heading to the "Coast of Carolina", Going to "Dukes on Sunday" since it's "Five O'clock Somewhere", and relaxing with a few "Boat Drinks", or to the "Far side of the World" we will wish him well if this is true.
Who knows for sure what's happening? Well, the "Wino and I know"! Hopefully wherever you land will not be full of "Fruitcakes", "Volcano's", or "Gravity Storms". And don't forget to apply for your "Licence to Chill" when you settle in and "Breathe in, Breathe out, Move on".
If it is true that we are losing "The Captain and the Kid (and his Wife), and we will not see you "Manana", or you'll be wasting away again in Margaritaville, it certainly has been a "Lovely Cruise". "FINS" up!
Well, whatever happens "Come Monday" Please promise to stay in touch via the "Coconut Telegraph"!