We just returned from the GCP. We have never been before and have never been to an all inclusive resort either. We chose the GCP based solely on this forum. If you plan on staying here I hope that my info is helpful and informative. These are the things you will need if you stay here. 1. Money 2. earplugs 3.soft towels 4.flip flops 5.igloo container 6.patience 7.sense of humor. We checked in without a hitch in only 5 minutes tops. As soon as you get off the bus walk right to check in. They will take care of your bags. That way you wont have 50 people ahead of you. After checking in, you identify your bags and they bring them up right away. Tip around 2 or 3 bucks. Walking into the lobby we were really impressed. Beautiful open air with a nice breeze. One of the baggage handlers was trying to be funny but it came out as sarcastic and rude. Ticked me off but I just blew it off. When we walked into the room I was shocked. 4-5 star? Hardly. It was along the lines of La Quinta, Red ROOF INN, Roadway INN, etc. Nothing fancy. Trust me. The room had a nice view of the pool and ocean. I dont think you would want an ocean front because the sun would fry you in the afternoon because the rooms face the west. So we go down to the bar and tried to order drinks. Notice I said tried to order drinks. We stood there for awhile and basically were ignored. OK maybe it was just my imagination. After a few drinks and checking out the hotel we were getting hungry so we went to the bella vista for dinner. The nicer restaurants you need reservations to eat at so they told us to go to bella vista for dinner. I dont know why. The paradise and salvators were never more than half full. So we are at bella vista @ 9:00, tired, hungry, kind of disappointed. We order our soup,salad, apps. and entree. The salad was bad. The soup was bad. The apps were bad. We ordered water. Not once. Not twice But 3 times. Never came. After waiting @ 20 more minutes and no entree, we got up and left. Word to the wise. If you choose to eat at bella vista, you have to eat outside because theres no ac inside and we thought we were going to pass out from heat stroke. So we hailed a cab and went downtown ( 40 pesos) and ate. We walked around for awhile, and took a chance on one called tacolandia. Good choice. Good food, good prices, and an excellant mango margorita. We got lucky I guess. It was 1 or 2 streets off the malecon. At this point we were kind of wondering if we had made a mistake with GCP. The next day was about the same. The breakfast wasnt very good at bella vista. The lunch wasnt very good. That night we had dinner at salvators. Finally a good meal at GCP. And the service was excellant. The next day we did the time share presentation for the paradise village in nuevo vallarta. For listening to their sales pitch, they gave us a bottle of tequila, a certificate for 1000 pesos( towards other tours) taxi fare to and from and a meal at paradise village. The meal was good, the property was 5 star and gorgeous. Dont listen to its only 1 and 1 half hours long. Its about 3 to 4 hours long. The time share lady is in the GCP lobby. Its worth it for the free meal and certificate towards the tours. Dont forget we also got a free bottle of tequila. Dont forget to ask for that . The paradise village will give you a slip of paper at the end of the presentation and you walk down the street from (not very far) to a local store to get the tequila. Ive never been to one of these time share presentations before. Very hard sell. Dont let it intimidate you. With our cerficate for tours, the next day we took the city tour( 41.00 pp) So we saved 82.00. ( save it, you"ll need it later for food) The bus picked us up @ 9:30, it lasted @ 6 hours and included lunch. The bus ( with ac) drove through the city, stopped for shopping at the flea market, stopped for a tequila tasting, continued up ( south of town) to la nogalita restaurant in the jungle( very beautiful, food not very good, figures) then back to the hotel. Very good tour. Recommended. The best meal we had was at Marisco Polos. We had the grilled seafood platter. It was wonderfull. The next best was porto bello at the marina. I read somewhere you can walk from GCP to the marina. No way. It would be a long, hot and dangerous walk. Take a taxi. Its only 40 pesos. And another thing. If you take a taxi somewhere and its say 40 or 50 pesos and on the return trip its 50-60 pesos, tell the driver you paid 40 to get here, theyll lower the amount. And negotiate the amount before getting in. OK I"m almost finished. The third night we ate at Salvadors at the GCP. You guessed it! After 1 hour and 45 minutes and we still had not received our entree, we left. Two walk outs in 3 days. Back to my" to bring list " Money: If you stay at GCP, youll be eating out alot. 2.Earplugs: The hotel walls at the GCP are paper thin and you can hear things from every wall, even above you. Im not kidding. The lady above us was wearing hard soled shoes and when she walked all you heard was,clump, clump,clump,clump. And the drunks rolling in @ 2-3-4 oclock in the morning, talking loud, trying to open our door, slamming doors. Or the games being played in the pool in the afternoon, music being played by the pool, etc. If you like to sleep at night or nap during the day, you would understand. 3. Soft towels. The cheap, paper thin, sand paper towels at the GCP dont feel too good on sunburned skin.4.Flip flops. The sand at the beach is about 2000 degrees. You constantly will be washing the sand off your feet and you wouldnt want to ruin your good slip on shoes. Another thing I recommend is good closed toed walking shoes. While walking downtown I tripped on a curb and almost broke my neck. Thank God I didnt have on open toed shoes. 5. Igloo container. The one thing I could not have done without. Have the bar fill with ice and water. It was a lifesaver. It is very hot on the beach and with drinking alcohol, your chance of getting dehydrated is very high. Those little 12 oz bottels just wont do. We did have 2 good meals at the french restaurant next door(Crown paradise) and the service was excellent. The best we had. As for the drinks at GCP, the alcohol was the cheapest, most watered down garbage you have ever tasted. The drinks are poorly made and taste terrible. Once I was drinking a mixed drink and could taste the lime or triple sec from the previous margarita. Disgusting. Stand at the bar and watch for yourselves how good the glasses are cleaned. The wine is the cheapest, worst tasting you will ever drink. If you went to 7-11 Im positive you could find their cheapest wine and it would be better than GCP's. We went to dinner one night and there were bottels of wine near the front door. My wife asked the waiter if she could have a better bottle than the garbage they were serving and he said yes, but they would have to charge our room. Can you believe that? I will say the people who work there, from the front desk, gardners, housekeeping, bartenders, etc, they work their butts off. Our housekeeper was great and we always had clean towels. Please tip these people. They deserve it. Its not the bartenders fault they have such cheap liquer to serve. I will never stay at an all inclusive resort again. And I will never ever stay at GCP again.