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B.C.
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Favorite vendor lines this trip:

In the marina: 'Hey, can I rip you off today?' Then we all laughed with him. Sometimes we love the banter!

At the airport: when the timeshare guy said 'What hotel are you staying at?'. We said 'No Gracias'. He laughed and said 'We don't have a No Gracias Hotel!'

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LoL those are good ones! Never thought to remember things like this, that are funny! Thanks for the morning giggle!

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A fun one to try - when they ask you a question like "Where are you staying?", reply "Sorry, I don't speak English." It will take them a second or two to register what you just said, and it usually gets a chuckle and you can move on w/out them hassling you.

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One of the marina activities guys tried to get me to stop with the classic line of "I have what you are looking for" and when I said the standard "no gracias" he said "No gracias" is the most popular last name in Mexico.. that was new one....

I like Paco's sign (old silver vendor guy) "best junk on the beach"...

Crude as it may be the line "mexican massage, hands free" and "Mexican body guard tonight" still makes me giggle....

One just has to smile and laugh....

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Those are all so funny. I'll have to remember, 'Sorry I don't speak english' for next time. Back home we always say 'almost free!' or 'come see my junk'. It just brings back good memories!

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At the Marina we got "cigars? Weed? Something stronger?".

Kelowna, Canada
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6. Re: Favorite vendor lines this trip:

You should have replied , sure , which one are you looking for ? We sell everything !!

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Almost free...and you buy for your wife at home and girlfriend here..

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I kinda like the one that seems to be getting more popular recently = Hey Mister, I really like your shirt.....where did you get it???? I have fallen for that interaction starter a few times.

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9. Re: Favorite vendor lines this trip:

Reply to "Almost free" - "Let me know when it's free and I'll be back." :)

B.C.
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10. Re: Favorite vendor lines this trip:

dmwalker, you have great replies! Love it!