Another reason not to go to the wedding.
The final 24 hours will of course be taken up with painting the grass green, replacing all the loo seats and putting fresh water in the puddles
Assistant Chief Constable David Hardcastle said "conversations are going on" around the cost of policing the event and who is picking up the bill, but he confirmed that some of the cost will fall on the Thames Valley taxpayer.
Thank you very much...why don't they get married elsewhere.
<< replacing all the loo seats >>
Why would they do that ? Everyone knows the royal family never go to the toilet.
I was thinking replacing loo seats might be a small gesture to the huddled masses so they could feel closer to the royal w..
When we had a royal visit/tour at a site where I once worked, a new toilet was built following advice from the royal team that the facility might be needed, but that its use couldn't be entertained if it had seen any prior use.
Some manhole covers in Stratford upon Avon still have black seals on them when there were all checked for a royal visit at the theatre years ago. must have cost thousands
About time all this nonsense stopped and we became a Republic, its not the Queen i object to but the always increasing numbers of hangers on in the royal family
at the rate its expending there will be hundreds in a few generations time