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Firemen?

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Firemen?

Are there firemen in Chippenham? Do they hold any conventions for firemen there?

Wiltshire, U.K.
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11. Re: Firemen?

Come off it Ryvy...

You're American arn't you?

You'll find something.

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12. Re: Firemen?

Stop worrying Gringa. You'll love it.

You'll have an ensuite bucket.

Air conditioning, (well, actually it's a broken cat-flap).

Breakfast buffet... (a half eaten packet of rice krispies and some stale toast)

No marble floors I'm affraid.

But I've got a bit of 'lino' down in the kitchen... and it's so grubby that the dirt tends to soak up any condensation before it becomes a problem.

5* luxury.

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13. Re: Firemen?

I'm laughing so hard I can't come up with a snappy reply!

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14. Re: Firemen?

I'll just print off a copy of those famous legs and I'm sure the Chippenham firemen will be setting a date for their next convention real soon.

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15. Re: Firemen?

ha ha

Am I expected to tip the maid during my stay? And how much?

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16. Re: Firemen?

Errrr...

I guess I'm the maid.

Yes. Definately yes. Tip lots.

I might even make a little animal out of a towel and leave it on your bed.

Perhaps something traditional to the area.

Maybe a cockroach or something.

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17. Re: Firemen?

If I tip you will I have better service? Or will you provide better service expecting a tip? I think I've come up with something to complain about.

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18. Re: Firemen?

Ryvy...

If you Americans tip big bucks the service will be fantastic.

I'll change the beds, tidy the room, restock the minibar, air-brush my nipples... whatever it takes.

If you don't tip you're out on your a***.

Simple as that.

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