Well, the topic line says it all doesnt it? Just looking for suggestions as to an ok place to stay on white beach.
Shooting over there in about a week from now. I want my day to consist of: sleeping in, go eat something for breaky maybe, roll my fat ar$e to the beach (be better if right outside my door), lay on a deck chair perhaps, have drinks and food brought to me while im under my tree/umbrella, roll into the water for a swim perhaps, get back on the chair, more lazing/eating/drinking, then perhaps go for afternoon sleep, then go get into the dinner/bar/party scene by about 5 or 6pm, go hard, find some poor girl desparate enough to go home with me, stumble home and try my best, fall asleep, and wake up again for round 2. Maybe there might be some diving or boating or day activities in there, but honestly i cant see it happening. Actually, a game of golf with some chick in a bikini driving my golf cart might be good.
I wont say "its gotta be this price or less", but seriously all i need is a room with toilet, shower, double/queen bed with mossie net would be good, fridge ok but prob wont use it at all, and room be lockable (dont want my jocks stolen do I?)
I wont rule out a hotel style room, but some old piece of crap bungalow on the beach would be pretty awesome i reckon. Quiet at night when sleeping would be good, please dont let the walls be paper thin because I snore too.
Have been trawling the web and there are probably hundreds that satisfy the above, but i seriously couldn't be ar$ed thinking about it any more. I am putting as much effort into planning this thing as what I plan to put into sitting on my ring and getting even fatter on the beach each day. If i cant work it out I will just turn up and hope to find something, hell, I'll sleep on the friggin beach if I have to but dont want to wake up with an ar$e crack full of sand and a dog turd in my eye.
Please help me have a nice quiet lazy catered relax during the day, and then also a rad time at night by giving me some good advice where to stay.
Oh dear relaxing daytime bungalow stil close to the action, where are you?
I'm tired, someone bring me my slippers....