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A Funny Night In AC

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A Funny Night In AC

I joined a crowd of people watching players at the new Sex and the City slots. I asked a fellow how he liked them. “Oh they’re great” he said, “but I only make mental bets while I watch,” then he added under his breath, “last week I think I lost my mind.”

Any other humorous slot stories out there?

Only in AC baby, only in AC.

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1. Re: A Funny Night In AC

sounds like Brick the youngest on ABC comedy IN THE MIDDLE

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I posted this b4, but still worth a read:

Last November [actually it was 2008], I was with a 'cougar' from gradeschool who dipped into her 401k to get new b00bs[avoid getting blocked]. She was showing them off by wearing a vest. While the rest of the crew was playing VP @ 12bar, she approached some guys having a bachelor party at the tables around 12bar at Showboat. She wasn't popping them out, she wasn't looking for s@x, she wasn't looking for money. She was on a 'plastic surgery high' and was looking for attention from men. The guys only got a 'side-b00b' view. And we [all 4 of us] got kicked out of Showboat. So...

and I continued in another post:

Once the bachelor party grew tired of her blonde hair, tight jeans and EZ-view vest... um I mean tired of her company, she joined us at VP slots. Within a few minutes, all of us were asked by security to leave the Showboat. The bartender announced to security that the 'cougar' was not harassing them and that we were all well-behaved & thought security was being harsh. I appreciated that he was supporting us and security gave us no reason for booting us, but I realized it was time to go. I was REALLY upset because I had a full beer and security made me leave it. Security did not bother to escort us to the door, but I REALLY was sad about that beer. What a waste, there are people right here in America that are sober.

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3. Re: A Funny Night In AC

I have a funny story,

I was playing a machine for at least a half an hour when a woman came up to me and said "That's my machine" I looked at her with the most serious face and said "show me you license and if your name is Quick Hit's, it's your's. She went on her merry way.

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i'm not sure if i've told this before in this forum, but here goes.

i'm rather fond of the highly volatile "dean martin's wild party" slots. you either win very big on these or you leave with your tail between your legs suffering a monumental loss.

perhaps most disturbing, it's quite common to pick "dean" or some other high value symbol in the bonus round and wind up with zero... no money won whatsoever in the bonus round.

is that fair? first you have to wait for the bonus, then you have to somehow miraculously manage to pick "dean." and after all that, you wind up with nothing. how the heck do you design a slot machine in such a way so that if the player picks the best symbol on the board, he winds up with nothing?

nada. zilch. bupkis.

anyway, i sat down to play this game in an iowa casino, just as an elderly woman, was leaving. she did not look like she had had a terribly good time and she definitely did not look like she had been to a "wild party."

as she gets up to leave, she turns to me and says:

"don't pick dean... he'll screw you!"

Edited: 09 August 2010, 05:21
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5. Re: A Funny Night In AC

Had to hop on this one. A few years back we were playing late in the night at Mohegan and we were talking to a older women who just kept feeding her machine it was a blazing 7s. Her husband came over and told her time to go upstairs to bed. With a straight face she asked him how many more viagra he had left. He looked confused and said I think two or three and started to walk away. She got up and turned to us and said he better make them count cause I just spent all his money and he will have to wait a few months to refill his viagra. We both just started to laugh and off she went.

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i will forever tease my dear wife about the time i kept egging her on to

bug some woman sitting at a machine with $ in it,but was only hitting spin whenever the cw came along or a player wanted to use the machine was was sitting at while watching her husband play. it was more of a you had to be there moments if you knew how quet and shy my wife is in person.

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One of the funniest things I have seen at a casino happened about 4 months ago of one of out monthly trips to the TROP. After MANY drinks(My wife tells me I was quite intoxicated that night) I took a quick trip to the men's room. When I walked in there were two bathroom attendants loudly yelling in Spanish to somebody, in one of the bathroom stalls, who was even more loudly yelling back at them in Spanish. Apparently, whoever was inside the stall was totally trashed and could not figure out how to unlock the stall and get out. I saw one of the attendants finally crawl under the stall so he could get in and open the door for this drunk guy. The minute the door opened, the drunk guy ran out of the stall at full speed and ran head-first into the wall which was about 5 feet away. He was on the floor moaning when I left.

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8. Re: A Funny Night In AC

Here's another one:

I sat down near a neatly dressed young man playing on a Unicorn slot machine. “How’s it treating you tonight?” I remarked in a friendly manner. “I sure hope I break even because I could really use the money” he replied.

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