I love Goa but this year I couldn't move at times without tripping over some drunken oafish russian-you know the ones I mean! and you can't seem to get away from them.
And then THE SHIPWRECK, what is happening there. Are they breaking it up on the beach? I love my beach shacks of an evening watching the sun go down and then two or three for the road. Am I to dodge this asbestos whilst doing this?
Come on folks, tell me I'm being a miserable owd git for no reason PLEASE!