I've just seen a guide that has a picture of a woman getting an outdoor massage under an elegant canopy and by what looks like a babbling brook. (Whatever one of those is.)
But I'm confident I won't be able to afford.
Where might I look to find the cheapest outdoor massage in the area? I expect it to still be too much but this is an itch I need to scratch. Or a muscle I need pummelled... if you will.