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Value of a Good Drink (with or w/o coupons)

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Value of a Good Drink (with or w/o coupons)

What's the best place to get a drink?

: ))

Hope this gets at least one grin out of you ...

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing .

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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink

I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think

about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes

and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out

of work and their dreams would be shattered.

Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their

dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they

wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're

going to feel all day. "

~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not .

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

~ Stephen Wright (I'm with Stephen on this one!!!)

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,

we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all

get drunk and go to heaven!"

~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the

history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the

wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does

not go nearly as well with pizza."

~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

~Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite s*x without spitting. (did you know you get an error message if you try to type "sx" with an "e" in the middle?)

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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1. Re: Value of a Good Drink (with or w/o coupons)

Okay...... you'll fit in just fine.

Welcome to virtual yek ewst. hiccup !

Key West, Florida
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2. Re: Value of a Good Drink (with or w/o coupons)

Flattop... You took the words right off my keyboard!

DaMetermaid... Why do you live in SC?? KW is just the place for you!

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3. Re: Value of a Good Drink (with or w/o coupons)

I'd love to tell you the best, but it's a personal thing. You really should take one day and night and start at one end of Duval and try every drinking establishment all the way to the other side of the island. It' s the only way for you to be sure.......... don't forget Schooner Wharf Bar, it reminds me of my favorite river bar here at home.

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4. Re: Value of a Good Drink (with or w/o coupons)

The best place is where you have taken a seat when your feet hurt and there is table service.

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5. Re: Value of a Good Drink (with or w/o coupons)

The best place is where a tourist like me can have a Dark & Stormy, get a locals discount after a few drinks (and a few good tips and chatting up the bar keep), and meet some nice local crazies like Tim.

Oh yeah, Buy Tim a Drink!

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6. Re: Value of a Good Drink (with or w/o coupons)

I found this by searching trip advisor. I love it.

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7. Re: Value of a Good Drink (with or w/o coupons)

"Alcohol: the cause of and the answer to all our problems." Homer Simpson

The best place to get a drink? Duval Street.(Sorry I can't be more specific. It was kind of "hazy" when I was there.)

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8. Re: Value of a Good Drink (with or w/o coupons)

I hadn't seen this before (at least not that I can remember).

I got to KWT's post and my stomach turned. MAN I miss him.

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"I got to KWT's post and my stomach turned. MAN I miss him."

Same thing here. I also noticed that Q is no longer listed under the DE list. I dont know when it happened but I guess it was going to sooner or later. :(

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10. Re: Value of a Good Drink (with or w/o coupons)

Same thing here - I foget to look at the date of the posts and always assume it's a new one. Seeing Q's avatar always jolts me, in a bittersweet way, before I even read his reply.

Great quotes MeterMaid.