Hi everyone. I am being forced to go to this event on the opening night. There is not one little part of me that wants to do it, but my wife loves this kind of thing and it's her first time in Orlando, so I guess I'll have to wear a nappy or something.
I have absolutely zero intention of going in any of the houses and there is no way I am going to be convinced to go in when I get there. The wife knows this and is happy to go in the houses on her own (weirdo). My question is: what the the heck am I supposed to do when she is queueing and actually going through the houses? Is there anywhere i can seek refuge where i am not likely to be chased by some fella wielding a chainsaw?