I'm attending a function tonight with a bunch of very interesting people that I often converse with on an internet forum ..... but unfortunately, have never met. I am planning on going in cognito ..... any ideas for disguises which might be appropriate for this special occasion ? Do you think anyone will notice if I dress up like a waiter or bartender and eavesdrop on the folks ? Or can I go as someone's "beard" and pretend to be that person's date ? Does anyone know where I can get either a Zorro or pirate outfit at the last minute ? I need help quick ..... word is there may be an axe wielding maniac lurking around the bar tonight ..... and someone else promised to "cut off my ear" ..... makes me a little nervous.