OMG!!! Do not stay at this hotel !!!!!!!!
Had the most horrendous night of my life, after getting dropped off in the early hours of the morning in pitch blackness, being pointed in the direction of a building a d the coach drivers saying hotel there!!! Where????
Well finally got to this smelly hotel(oops) Semeli, to find no reception, no one to greet us, only a scribbled note saying, key in door , no 11,,,, great took us 5 mins to find the b*** room
I thought great somewhere to lay our head arrhhhhhhhh, oooppppssss what a mistake
On opening the c,,p door!!! A crappy sort of wardrobe was in front of us with doors that didn't close and whole place smelt,. We were busting for the toilet well that was an experience ha! Ha!
Sat on the toilet to be eaten by toilet seat lol, then thought were shower ohhh no,,, no hot water great big crack in the shower tray, shower taps looked like they had not been cleaned and lime scale was so thick you needed a angle grinder to chip it away, shower thing, I say thing was just dangling and had no where to hang it. Shower curtain well think that was bought In 1970, dirty, didn't fit and curtain rail was rusty great!!!!
Went into the sort of bedroom where on great 1 plug!!! Woohoo , insuffient, light plug was so dirty got my wet ones out to tough it, oh the air condition well if you think a rusty old fan is air condition great!!!!
Beds were like laying on bricks, 1 sheet was all we had on the beds, pillow was as thin as cardboard, by this time we were hysterical with laughter and were looking for you've been framed camera,,,,
Oh had a lovely fridge in the very small bedroom to which made such a noise , it rattled and rolled all night long lol
1 curtain at the windows is this a new craze of just hotel being tight
Opened rusty shutters with a push and a shove, then took ages to get the blooming things closed again very dangerous.
Towels well that's using the words loosely ha! Ha! You could see threw them, very thin, not that we used them NO HOT WATER!!!!
Well after we laid down on our brick beds laughing so much our ides ached we nodded off out of exhaustion, woke and thought we were in prison lol
No hot water still, so we made our way to the delightful restaurant (NOT) where no one received us , some old mad woman rushed pass mumbling something in Greek I thought charming prob swearing at us( which I did learn a Greek swear word) lol
Well on entering the loosely word restaurant there where trays with plates, cup which you picked up and helped yourself to breakfast ha! Ha! Bloody hell!!!!
Cheese, luncheon meat dried up and curling at the edges, bread you could use as bricks it was so hard, coffee well dish water , orange juice was so watered down you could see thought it lol
Oh!!! By the food( well so called food) was a dirty, smelly dog yapping on a chair so close he could probly pinch food off table but I think he wouldn't cos it was so bad!! He was probly complaining to
We looked around to see if there was anybody to complain to or even ask about things but no one it's was like a ghost town. We ventured around to the pool area!! Well brochure pics looked stunning,,, eerrrrrrr big mistake, dirty , green slim, loads of bugs in it hasn't been cleaned in ages discussing.cats everywhere,stunk of cat pee and poo everywhere lovely!!!
We waited a few hr to see anybody nope still no body.
So we ventured down to the seafront where we looked at an apartment and had to rent that, went back to smelly hotel picked up our luggage, and made our escape whistling the Great Escape song do do da da da da da,,
I hate to think what we would have picked up in that hotel,
This hotel is not for the faint hearted,
Do not go there with families
Do not go there as a couple
Do not go there solo
Do not go there ever
It's was an experience ill never forget, luckily we were touch enough to laugh about it
Going to try and get my money back off Sun Master where we booked it from this is no way a star rated hotel
Faulty Towers/Colditz/Bates hotel all rolled into 1
A total nightmare, luckily we got to another place to stay, god help anyone else who didn't, mayb they never made it outta there
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