When I booked this I wasn't expecting much as there is little accommodation in the Bromley area at the bargain end of the market. Upon arrival I was greeted by a delightful and naturally friendly young woman. No corporate cheesy false smile clone she! My room was on the ground floor. It wouldn't have been suitable for a person of nervous disposition as window had no stays to prevent it from being opened wide. The in my room could have easily accommodated three of me which is a very unpleasant thought. The shower room was fine but the only let down was that the so called hot water was dispensed as lukewarm at best. It was a swift but exhilarating shower and the only lasting damage was me almost having to deploy a sink plunger to encourage some of my lower anatomy back down into place. The self service cooked breakfast was possibly one one of the most tasteless I've encouraged since staying in a Holiday Inn Express. This ritual of blandness was overseen by a rather sinister chap who by his suit portrayed the air of ownership of this establishment. If this chap is the owner I would encourage him to lurk unseen so as not to unnerve the punters. He should sit in the background out of sight stroking his cat like any self respecting Bond Baddie. He should only be wheeled if a customer refuses to pay so that he can say"Kill them" and then calmly return to his cat grooming duties, designing nuclear bunkers in North Korea or whatever befits a man of his station. I'm sure he's a nice man really but when you're sitting there observing him, the mind tends to wander to such flights of fancy.
I would return if business took me there again but I'd skip the breakfast. I wouldn't go there with my wife. Romantic it isn't.
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