Just returned home from a visit to El Puerto. Sadly disappointed from the last time we went. The food was cold and so were the plates. We opted for the £20 per head menu for four....no spoons for dishing out anything other than your own cutlery. Best dish was the mushrooms.The set menu includes a selection of puddings but no side plates to serve them on so a lot of it ended up all over the table like a kids tea party. The desert which appeared to be some kind of unfilled profiterole was like the remnants of a stale trifle and fairly disgusting. Only I tasted the anemic calamari, which tasted like they forgot to actually cook it - dubiously un-calamari-like in texture. Don't think i will be going back there in a hurry.
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