Horrible place rooms are tiny although that's the least of your worries!
Breakfast is ok if you like your eggs black and your hash brown as hard as a brick!
Linda is a lovely woman and does your ironing!
Matt is a strange one! Try and avoid at all costs! Don't be tempted into his late night drinks!
And remember pay your bonds! What he actually means is a deposit!
Stay well clear!
- Free Parking
- Breakfast included