We were greeted by a waiter who seemed very lost, and not quite sure what he was doing. But we took our seats anyway. Once taking our seats, we saw just what we were getting ourselves into here.. The decor was seriously off-putting. There is a gigantic 3D "scene", composed of dreadfully-painted figures sitting around a table. It looks like it was a bad attempt at one of those medieval scenes, but whoever started it got so bored of the horrible figures before them that they just decided even the hair eyes should just be flesh color too, so great was the difficulty to summon the energy to attempt to make it look better by actually ensuring the beings were colored properly.
Trust me, you DON'T want to be looking at that whilst you're eating.
The waiter seemed slow and just didn't seem right for the job... His hand also made contact with my food (fish and chips) when it was brought - ew! The food was hideous. My partners eggs were overcooked and my fish tasted off. Will never visit again.
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