This 'hotel' doesn't even deserve the terrible rating i've awarded it.
Do not be mislead by the marble entrance and reception desk. That is as far as the luxury goes in this place. You are expected to carry your luggage up the many flights of stairs through narrow staircases, of which only half of the lightbulbs work.
Once arriving in our room we opened the fridge to find milk 9 days out of date and a bottle of opened coke. The ceiling was covered in mould and the wall was peeling and cracking from dampness. The bathroom was lovely until I turned on the light to be disgusted by the mouldy pebble dash ceiling.
Surprisingly the bed was extremely comfortable if you put aside the filthy blanket which was thankfully covered by a clean sheet.
Our room didn't get made up on 3 occasions, however clean towels appeared from no where every day (maybe they could spend their money elsewhere improving things, rather than wasting it on clean towels everyday).
Breakfast…. HAHA. Now where do I start? You help yourself which is fine, and you have the option of toast, toast, toast or more toast. If you really wanted to spice things up you could chuck some plastic cheese onto your toast, but then again that's only worth doing if you're lucky enough to get a knife or plate from the counter. (spoon was used on 7/9 occasions to spread butter and cut toast) Oh there is the odd pot of 'hot' water and the coffee, if you can call it coffee. Then again this is only worth attempting to get breakfast if you can get one of the 8 tables.
We stayed in 3 rooms over our stay and they were all pretty much the same standard:
-1 room had plugs hanging off the wall
-Our second room we had to climb 58 steps to get to
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