We met a few guys outside a pub who said they had free entry, a table and some free drinks at this place. When we showed up outside, we were made to wait in the rain for 20 minutes even though the guys had booked the table. When we eventually got in, the place was cheap and nasty: we were shocked to find out that girls were paying £10 to get in and guys £20! Inside, the decor was awful and it was hard to see where the entry fee had been spent!! The clientele were comprised of fat, bald men, skanks and trolls. Looked like an OAP night. There was a wannabe fire-thrower who looked like a posh chelsea girl in her underwear and had less rhythm than most monkeys. When we finally went upstairs to our "exclusive table," it was tiny and cramped with cheap bench seats that were actually broken and caused a see-saw effect which sent me falling to the floor when my friend stood up! An uncool bunch of 30-somethings was grinding on the dance floor and the whole place made me want to puke. We left within half an hour, thanking our lucky stars we hadn't paid the exorbitant entry fee. On my way out I tried to warn the poor fools in the waiting line, but one of the poncey bouncers tried to hurry me away. Run, don't walk, away from this hole of a club.
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