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“disgusting disappointment! Do not trust your Saturday night to this place!!!”
Review of Kings Club - CLOSED

Kings Club
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Reviewed 15 July 2012

We met a few guys outside a pub who said they had free entry, a table and some free drinks at this place. When we showed up outside, we were made to wait in the rain for 20 minutes even though the guys had booked the table. When we eventually got in, the place was cheap and nasty: we were shocked to find out that girls were paying £10 to get in and guys £20! Inside, the decor was awful and it was hard to see where the entry fee had been spent!! The clientele were comprised of fat, bald men, skanks and trolls. Looked like an OAP night. There was a wannabe fire-thrower who looked like a posh chelsea girl in her underwear and had less rhythm than most monkeys. When we finally went upstairs to our "exclusive table," it was tiny and cramped with cheap bench seats that were actually broken and caused a see-saw effect which sent me falling to the floor when my friend stood up! An uncool bunch of 30-somethings was grinding on the dance floor and the whole place made me want to puke. We left within half an hour, thanking our lucky stars we hadn't paid the exorbitant entry fee. On my way out I tried to warn the poor fools in the waiting line, but one of the poncey bouncers tried to hurry me away. Run, don't walk, away from this hole of a club.

1  Thank Holly F
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Reviewed 20 February 2012

This place does not deserve this 1 star, worst club ive been to ever!! I booked my 25th birthday here on a Saturday, I had 21 guests, but i booked my table for 15 people which included 8 guys, on my email it says paying £500 for a table includes entry for your 15 guests and a drink tab up to £500, when we got to the door we stood outside for 30 minutes before someone coming over to us to tell us the guys have to pay £20 entry each, which totalled up to my group paying £660, so for this £660 we got a table the size of a bar stool which seated 3 squashed up people. So the waitress came over to us to ask what we wanted, i asked her 'what can we get for 500 that all of us can drink?' she said you can get a magnum sized grey goose and a smaller bottle of grey goose, i said 'perfect but can we have 1 bottle now and bring the other later.' so she bought us back our bottle of magnum sized grey goose, which i served to everyone. After we finished i asked for another bottle, she said 'yes can i have a credit or debit card for the remaining costs please', i asked why, she said 'because your 1st bottle costs £380, so you have £120 left and another small bottle costs £160', i replied 'so actually i cant afford 2 bottles of vodka like you told me, how much more do i need to put towards it to have another small bottle of grey goose?' she said 'well...the service charge on your first bottle is £80 so you have £40 left on your tab'!!!! This is disgusting!! I dont think it should be called 'kings club', no one close to royalty would ever step foot in such a place, customer service is at its lowest. I have lived and partied in Chelsea for many years now, I have even been to this place when it was Tuatara (which was awful ) but now its got even worse. Completely ruined my birthday celebration, Thank you very much Kings club !!

9  Thank ann1987ann
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Reviewed 2 November 2011
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