Just checked in went up our room. Cleaned someones pubic hair out of our bath. Removed someones pubic hair from our bed. Realised there is a really loud buzzing sound that would keep us awake. Went and got another room. Removed pubic hair from new bed. Try and get temperamental heater to work. Switch off heater out of genuine fear for our safety. Oh and there is green limescale in our sink and bath...lovely.