Dear Sir Hastings,
Drop by the Stormont. You will see a hotel that advertises rooms as 'luxurious.' Surely as a 'Sir' you know what luxurious is. The Stormont is not. Tacky rooms, beat-up furniture. Lobby from the 70s. The Stormont, for all intent and purpose is a MOTEL, not a hotel. Sad rooms, devoid of character...but at least they were clean. (Sir Hastings, are you spending all your considerable fortune on the Culloden [see me review]??)
The staff of this motel is great. Friendly, helpful. It is the ONLY reason I gave it two stars.
I must say one more thing: The Breakfast. Oh God. Okay, I know powdered eggs is a UK standard. And maybe these powdered eggs come from green, sustainable, Northern Ireland farms where they are sang folk songs each evening...but the powdered eggs you serve at the Stormont are literally sunk in water. The. Most. Disgusting. Eggs. Ever.
Seriously. Bar none. I travel a lot folks. The Stormont has the most disgusting eggs ever.
Dear Sir Hastings,
You need to eat your Stormont breakfast every day until you change it.
- Official Description (provided by the hotel):
- The Stormont Hotel is situated in the leafy suburbs, four miles from the City Centre, overlooking Stormont Castle. Renowned for its professionalism, the Stormont hotel has 105 bedrooms and 15 conference suites. There are many attractions within close proximity to the hotel including the spectacular scenery of County Down, and over 20 golf courses. ... more less
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- Also Known As:
- Stormont Hotel Belfast