I was really looking forward to staying at the Grassmarket Hotel, having read about the new room renovation with its funky design and iPod docks that can be amplified in the bathroom. However, it seems as if not all of the rooms have been renovated yet!
I was given room 301, so I took the lift up to the third floor. Turns out this was a mistake, and I had to take the lift to the first floor, walk along a corridor, take two flights of stairs, walk along another corridor, and I'd find the room. Eventually I did (unfortunately, the receptionist had given me the 'key card' and this room doesn't accept the key cards. I had to walk back the way I came - again - to collect the correct key). Still, what's a bit of extra time, eh? Not when you have funky design and iPod docks to look forward to....
Oh. This area of the hotel feels 'tacked on' to the rest of the place. The rooms here, including mine, are very staid and old-fashioned. Having been a bit nosey and peeked through the open doors of one of the rooms on the other side of the hotel while the cleaners were cleaning, I could tell they were totally different. So, a bit disappointing. It's especially frustrating when there's hotel literature in the room (slightly reminiscent of the Innocent marketing blurb, so you know - either cute and funny or slightly annoying depending on your viewpoint) boasting of the kooky design, of the iPod docks and telling you that "singing in the shower is compulsory". Frankly, being able to turn around in the shower would have been acceptable for me.
The room itself was pretty small, there was no reading light in the room, there was no wi-fi, and, most annoyingly, there was no coffee/tea with the kettle, just a collection of 'fruity' teas. I think this latter may have been an oversight though as the next day there was some coffee there. A bit annoying though, especially after a long train ride to your destination. I appreciate that these are minor quibbles, but they are touches that can lift an average hotel into a great one.
Also, if you get a room on this side of the hotel, be aware that you're likely to be right above the pub next door. And, during the Fringe, pubs are open very late, and this pub in particular likes their loud music and singing. Oh boy, do they like their loud singing. At 1am on the first night, I was treated to a raucous rendition of Rebel Yell. Irritating, especially as I've always preferred Billy Idol's other hit song White Wedding.
On the plus side (I genuinely hate to moan on here but I have to be honest), the staff are pleasant (and the girl on reception was very apologetic when she realised she'd given me the wrong key), the hotel is spotlessly clean, and the position is brilliant - right in the centre of everything, 5 minutes walk from the station and if you're there for the Fringe Festival (as I was), within easy walking distance of most major venues.
I know I sound a bit negative here, and I don't mean to - I did enjoy my stay at the Grassmarket, and I would recommend it with caution. Just ring beforehand and check whether you're getting one of the new redeveloped rooms would be my advice.