I was really excited to find somewhere close to Milton Keynes with glowing reports for massages. Got there and easy to park, nice new building etc. I am very aware that I'm the only client there. I am given a form to fill out which was more like identity theft that a normal treatment questionnaire. I found the questions way too personal and intrusive. I don't think someone needs to know the details of your personal and work life to give you a massage. When I told the guy doing the treatment that I'd chosen not to answer some of the questions he wasn't nice about it at all. I nearly turned on my heel and left, I later wish I had. I was having a hot stone massage. It was the worse hot stone massage I've ever head. He spent a lot of time squeezing my calf muscles. I think he's used to doing sports massage and didn't really know how to do a relaxing massage. When he finally did use the stones on my back, they were lukewarm and the oil he was using felt like it was "sticking" all the time. I was reminded of that episode of friends where Joey pretends to be a masseuse and runs Tonka trucks up and down someone's back. I was so relieved when it was over and it was time to leave. For the next few days I was so stiff and uncomfortable. I wish I hand't gone. I will definitely never be going back.
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