We were attracted to this nice location with a pond outside with black and white swans so we entered the resturant inside and were given menus all very well, and a minute later a waiter came across and said the menus were for eating outside and gave us 2 other menus."A sure sign they were ready to make a kill" , however they were not too expensive and we ordered drinks and dinners both with sirlion steaks and chips with salad they arrived and the waiter seen I was struggling to cut my steak and changed the knives to steak knives ..by this time my wife said she couldn eat hers as it was like like the soles of Charlie Chaplins boots and I joked to say well remember" to spit out the nails" ....after another attempt she called the waiter to say it was "DURO" hard and uneatable ..however I struggled on having to take out my smallplate with 3 teeth as i didnt want to swallow it as I really had to chew it and really I should also have returned it ....she had her steak replaced with a small piece of veal and half the size of the steak and the mushroom trimmings vanished so we finished our drinks and asked for the bill which was presented with the full price of the 2 steak dinners 45 Euros with not a word of apology..needless to say I never left a dime tip ..SO BEWEARE ..you wont see us back at this establishment ..the only bad thing of our Lisbon week!!!
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