There was a sad man at the Morhen. This poor poor man, who ordered Scampi, received a disguised chicken nugget in his meal ! A CHICKEN NUGGET. Now you may think that a mere chicken nugget is not to threatening but this man is a pescetarian ... Whatever the hell that is ... Anyhow ... I digress ... The man decided that this was appalling so he stood up for himself ... Revealing the chicken nugget to the whole restaurant he took a stand for his pescetarian brothers and sisters, a brave and fearless man. After a furious and glorious battle, the man struck gold. Victory. What he had intended for had come true, a free meal and a free dessert, ...... I leave you at a cliffhanger ...... The moral of the story being ..... Grow up you pescetarian alien ..... You're a disgrace !
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