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“Absolutely Disgusting”
Review of Noble House

Noble House
Ranked #283 of 334 Restaurants in Great Yarmouth
Cuisines: Chinese
Description: Take-Away
Restaurant details
Description: Take-Away
Level 1 Contributor
3 reviews
3 restaurant reviews
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“Absolutely Disgusting”
Reviewed 10 June 2014

The only thing authentic about this place is the person that answered the phone. The chefs have clearly had their tastebuds removed from an early age if they are happy with the quality of food they are sending out to customers. The chicken satay (not on skewers, as mentioned on the menu) wouldn't of even fitted on a single skewer let alone 4 offered by other generous Chinese restaurants as for the satay sauce....sorry should I say watered flavourless gravy was horrible, I could of got more flavour out of a muddy puddle. Chicken balls again quantity of 10 (as stated on the menu) 7 average size and 3 little toe size only just big enough to get the batter to stick around them. Lemon chicken gloopy mess of a sauce which frankly saturated the batter and the chicken like thrown bread missed by ducks in the water. The rice had been recooked and tasted like it had been on the shelf below the raw meat in the fridge with every bite having a different tangy flavour. By the time we had got half way through, the rest joined the rubbish in the bin which probably added a better flavour. Overall the worst Chinese I've ever had.

  • Visited June 2014
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“AVOID!”
Reviewed 13 September 2013

Absolutely appalling service - snotty little teenager answering the phone who can barely string a sentence together - at best we got grunts! Waited 2 hours for our food and when it eventually arrived it was a best average. Rang to speak to the manager and he was equally rude and dismissive. Do not waste your money here!

  • Visited September 2013
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Darlington, United Kingdom
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common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 3 helpful votes
“absolutly disgusting”
Reviewed 24 August 2013

we were staying on norfolk braods and were staying at gt yarmouth overnight. we had a leaflet delivered to our boat so we placed an order (wish we hadnt). we ordered three main dishes which were small and no taste and none ov us enjoyed the worst dish was salt and pepper squid there was just little strips ov squid in batter which was tasted ov burnt chip fat and were really greasy absolutley disgusting, if i had ordered this food at home i would have been straight in the car to take it back but as we were on holiday and didnt know the area couldnt do this and as it took over an hour to deliver god knows how long we would have been waiting to get it returned. even the seagulls didnt eat it the next day!!

  • Visited August 2013
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Thank alison m
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“Worst Chinese in the world !”
Reviewed 2 August 2013

While stayin at haven caister we got menu on our door and ordered on our last night, they said 30-45 mins for our order, it took over an hour to reach us, we order 50pounds worth of food, and it was horrible, greasey noodles for chowmain, everythink seemed over cooked and greasy, almost as tho it had all been reheated, the portions where small and yet the prices where higher than we usually pay, the house special fried rice was ment to have chicken on top, what was on top was definitely not chicken although we could not say what is was ! The chicken, pork and prawn balls where all cremated, the salt and peper ribs where all grissle and fat, chow main was greassy and tasted funny, the only thing edible was prawn toast, even the English dish of roast chicken chips and peas was not edible for our child, the chicken tasted off, needless to say we through 50 quid of food in the bin and sat eating crisps we had left in the cupboard! I would not recomened this place to my worst enemy !!!

  • Visited August 2013
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Harlow, United Kingdom
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common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 56 helpful votes
“Avoid”
Reviewed 7 May 2013

Whilst staying at the cherry tree park, we ordered a take away from here. Wish we hadn't of bothered. It was awful, worst Chinese I've ever eaten.

It was all over cooked or burnt. The portions were also small, just as well I guess as none of us enjoyed it. Was pricey too, waste of money.

  • Visited May 2013
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