Booking.com told me no rooms available. Orbitz assured me there was one, so I took it. It's me, two middle-aged ladies and the staff rattling around this place.
I managed to flag down a passing lady carrying some towels around who looked startled to be asked to open the bar. She scurried off to find keys, assured me that they did not have any umbrellas in the hotel so I would have to sit inside or in glaring mid-summer sun. We both peered forlornly into the bottom shelf of a dismal wine fridge for something local. She offered me Castillero. It's like being in the Napa Valley and someone offers you the best of the bargain bin at Walmart.
It is indeed an odd place. The staff all look mildly annoyed to be bothered by actual guests, and faintly surprised that we are here at all. If it were a $50 roadside motel (which, essentially, is what it is), it would be fine, but at three times that price for a room decorated by Boris Karloff's maiden aunt, it's just not good enough.
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