How's this for starters:
> room wasn't clean, cobwebs & dust everywhere, kettle dirty inside and outside its inspection date.
> even if we'd used the kettle, there were no cups and hardly any milk or tea/coffee.
> en-suite to them meant there was a sub-standard shower (tap handle came off) but no toilet (had to use a communal one
> TV and bedside light didn't work
> decor left a lot to be desired
> breakfast room was full of the owners personal belongings, stock overflows, etc and as for the decor - !!
> location is between M3 and A30 = noisy but handy!