I had the fortune of becoming acquainted with Neptune's after a morning dive expedition with Utila Cays Diving (check them out on Trip Advisor as well). Wow. What a place. Let me run through the categories of awesome this place does right...
Food & Drink: Inventive appetizers and entrees, delicious cocktails, and ice cold brews. Great daily specials.
Ambience: I can think of very few other places on earth I'd rather spend an afternoon, evening, or my last day on Earth. Loungers on a quiet stretch of beach, looking out onto crystal blue-green water. If tranquility had a picture in the dictionary, it would be of this place. Find your spot, get comfy, and let relaxation take over.
Staff: First Rate. Jen & Brooke took very good care of me the (several) days I spent loitering/drinking/eating/lounging/tranquilizing in the afternoons post-dives. The staff is down to earth, friendly, and extremely accommodating.
Intangibles: I'm convinced an afternoon at Neptune's will make you enjoy life just a little bit more, as well as make you a better person. The dock is where this place begins and ends with me... There's no place on earth I'd rather be than jumping off the end of it into the most beautiful warm water imaginable, floating for awhile, getting out, grabbing a cold Salva Vida or bite from the bar, then Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
Is it wrong to say that I can't wait to return to Utila just so I can hang out at this quiet, amazing little bar on the beach? Well if it's wrong, then I don't want to be right.
See you soon, friends... Keep doing what you're doing.
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