We stayed only one night prior to an early morning departure and did not eat any food here so we can't comment on that, however, we did require a couple of drinks before retiring for the night. I did not think it possible to interpret " one Jack Daniels and a beer " so many different ways. Between ordering this at the pool and the same order at our room, 9 attempts were made, with all manner of things being bought to us, reminiscent of 'Manuel' at his finest! English obviously is not the 2nd. 3rd. or 4th. language required by the staff here. The front desk do fare better, which was probably necessary in order to perpetuate their shuttle scam on us. As we were leaving at 4am. I settled the room bill before turning in . At this time I also booked and paid ( US $30 ) for a taxi to the Airport. In the morning, the taxi was there waiting as promised and all seemed well until the staff suddenly sent him away and told us we would be put on the Hotel shuttle bus. Apparently the taxi driver expected to be paid by us at trips end and when the morning desk staff were informed that it had been pre-paid, their English fell away quite quickly. After more than half an hours' delay and increasing panic and frustration on our part they finally dug up a vehicle complete with unlicensed under-aged driver and got us to the Airport ( barely ) and no doubt celebrated with their thirty dollar profit and their bad review! Cheers.