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“Why does this even deserve a 3.5 star?”

Phuket Simon Cabaret
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US$29.70*
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Evening Simon Cabaret Show in Phuket
Ranked #1 of 4 Concerts & Shows in Kathu
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Owner description: For sheer entertainment, nothing can beat this famous Phuket Simon Cabaret. In the exclusive, luxurious and intimate theater with hi-tech sound and light equipment costumes and the unforgettably glamorous performers.
Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

1. Lousy lipsync

2. 70% Dancers didn't put in effort in the dance... therefore dancing is halfhearted

3. 1 hour show (although some review is quite misleading and we thought it was for 3 hours)

4. Performers outside the show allows photo taking with 100 bath minimum... but it is 100 per person... if you are a couple.. u pay twice the amount.

5. Performers that doesn't have much "business" taking photos will photo bomb your photo and asking for a tip...

A couple wanted to take photo with a hot performer and was photo bombed by another performer.. they expect to pay 100 bath but ended up needing to pay 400 (2 person × 2 performer)

6. They have no one to ensure ppl que properly... I was cut qued by a Rude China tourist but the management did nothing.

7. I bought the VIP seat.. and I actually fell asleep during the show

8. Not all complains though... there was a few very very hot performer haha

9. Look out for the chubby performer... best performance of the night... really laughed my lungs out

10. Their outfit... gorgeous

In a summary, is it worth going?

Depends...

If you just wanted to watch the show for the sake of the show... you are wasting your time.

If you have time to spare and wanted to look at "lady" performance... sure thing...

Thank Kennie_Wong
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Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

We went after reading very mixed reviews saying the show was 3hrs long. Firstly, each sitting is an hour. The included hotel transfers are a huge help!

The music was entertaining and a good mix of cultural beats from western culture to Bollywood style and traditional Japanese.

Costumes were gorgeous! Made me want to buy a pair of sequin stilettos and lose a few kilos.

The lines were quite large considering we went in the low season so que up straight away for the best seats.

Highly recommend VIP seats (far more seating and the performers move through the crowd) as there was not much regular seating and we unfortunately grabbed the best seats we could find - right behind a group of Chinese Teenage girls constantly on their phones the whole show.

Overall it was a good fun night, exciting and different.
PS the performers will try and jump in your photos at the end as it’s 100baht per performer for photos - just pic your fave!

Thank Gabs H
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Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

Fantastic night for some light hearted fun.

Costumes were absolutely brilliant!

Multicultural songs but also pop culture songs.

Would recommend getting VIP seats and not regular.

If getting regular seats, would recommend lining up early as seats are free for all - not allocated.

Thank erina419
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Reviewed 3 weeks ago

A really well run comfortable theatre provides an escape from the heat and fun night out! The show itself is funny and of course spectacular and the entertainers are very talented - we loved Beyonce!! Good for all ages. You can take photos with the performers at the end, make sure to give them a tip (we gave $100THB per photo).

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Reviewed 3 weeks ago via mobile

It’s ok. But they don’t even sing. If you want to see some cool costumes and some very uncoordinated dancing with the worst miming ever then this is for you. You will know exactly what I mean if you go. It is a bit of fun but it is quite expensive for what it actually is and how bad it is.

Thank Ryan_glasgow_28
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