Before you book a room at this B and B, please let me know first; I want to make sure you're not there with my wife and I at the same time. Why, you ask? It's because I want to completely hog and monopolize the two wonderful hosts, Bob and Kathy, all to ourselves. They spoiled us so much, I continue to yearn for their undivided attention! I want all the mouthwatering breakfasts to appease my own craven gluttony! Who wants to share with you? I want to devour all the scrumptious home baked goodies available all day for my own insatiable sweet tooth! I want an unobstructed view of the mountains from their porch, without your big head getting in the way! I want to luxuriate in all their beds, a la Goldilocks. I'm entitled to this serene getaway without listenening to your worriying and yackety-yacketing all day about the damn stock market! Get a life !
I think I've made myself pretty clear. This B and B will continue to get 5 stars from me, but only if I can get the run of the place all by my lonesome. Hope I don't see you there!