Place is run down and in need of repairs everywhere. There is trash all over the pool from last night and staff walks by and leaves it. What gets me was was the condom floating in the pool when I went to go for an early morning dip. I spent a lot of money for my wife's birthday to come here and expected a nice nude relaxing trip but was met with dirty resort and a huge inflated credit card bill. Do not go here. The air conditioner in the room did not work and had to beg to switch rooms. The ice machine did not work and the vending machine kept stealing my money. When I complained at the desk they gave me two quarters..ha. Craig was nice to us and so was the woman at the little gift shop. Most everyone else was as well. Staff seemed most part unhappy about the constant complaints they get from other guests. Can't see why individuals buy memberships to go there for 2 grand a year? Oh...the t.v. In the room stopped working as well. Think it was from the 80's.
- Official Description (provided by the hotel):
- Caliente Tampa is a captivating blend of clothing-optional solitude, exhilaration and sizzle that is ideal for the seasoned clothing-optional traveler and first-timer alike. Inside Caliente Tampa, you will be pampered, wined, dined, and treated with world-class sensitivity you so richly deserve.Beautifully appointed Villas, Condominiums, vacation Casitas and Hotel Suites will become your secluded home away from home for a stay that might last but a week or two, yet the memories will last a lifetime.Just outside your door, turquoise lagoons, a sapphire lake, sports and fitness facilities, tiki bars, decadent cuisine, and sumptuous Spa Sereno are just a few of the many opportunities that beckon. ... more less
- Also Known As:
- Caliente Resort All Inclusive
- Caliente Hotel Land o Lakes
- Caliente Club And Resorts Florida/Land O Lakes