I am writing this review at 3 in the morning from the Sailfish "resort" because I can't sleep. This place is *disgusting.* Our room reeks of mildew and sewage. The beds are easily 20 years old and sag terribly in the middle - not that I would be sleeping anyway on account of the wall unit air conditioner that literally sounds like a train. But that's not the best part! This place is literally infested with bugs. I am laying on the flat sheet with all of my clothes on in the hopes that the bed-bugs won't eat me alive. I plan to burn these clothes the second I get home.
I can't believe anyone would rate this place higher than 1-star. I would give it zero stars if I could!. Words like"dated" and "antiquated" are a JOKE. Are you kidding me?! We aren't debating an aesthetic issue - this place is scary-gross. The shower looks like one you would find in a prison and the "kitchenette" is someplace I wouldn't wish on an enemy! What's more, the floors are concrete - the *clear* result of having to have the carpets removed on account of the leaky ac, which currently has a disgusting towel laying underneath it to catch the dripping water.
The only positive element about this place is the fact the on-site restaurant has a bar. Without the cocktails I would never have been able to convince myself to stay the night. I've got about 3 hours left until the sun rises and I can get the hell out. I think I'll spend that time researching what I need to do to ensure the bed bugs I am undoubtedly sleeping with don't catch a ride home with me.
When the sun came up I immediately woke my 3-year-old to find his sweet face positively riddled with terrible bed-bug bites. Now I am REALLY furious. This place should be condemned.
- Also Known As:
- Sailfish Marina Hotel Palm Beach Shores
- Sailfish Marina Resort Palm Beach Shores, Florida