Haven't I said before I HATE giving bad reviews? This one is really painful, because the server was relatively nice. Bottom line - this is the GROSSEST food I have paid for in a LONG VERY LONG TIME. BAD. VERY. WORST Lamb chops I have tasted in a long long time - too much pepper, and even though they were medium rare, the meat was dry and flavorless - all you could taste was pepper. There were 7 of us at the table, all business associates and all dumbfounded.
So they Flambe..., ok they flambeed cheese and the hummus had some redeeming qualities. But calamari that tastes like fried rubber, ceviche that was simply disgusting, terrible lamb... really not worth spending the time here. The place was EMPTY, and they had run out of some food items after having been slaughtered by Cirque du Soleil group. Service was painfully slow, only to serve food that is terrible and poorly prepared. I cringe to think about what the kitchen might look like. My work colleagues said the men's bathroom will give you the willies.
They have tables outside, water side. I went out to make a call, and noticed a plate on a table with 3/4 of a steak and the fries untouched. I came back in. A while later, I went outside for another call, and it was STILL there. They place had 2 servers. Dead. POOR wine list, and low shelf booze - so low, they should be on the floor and not on shelves. Maybe good for college budget cheap drink buzz... Not business worthy.
Sad. In such a tourist city, the thrill of a flambe quickly sizzles away with the extinguisher of disgust... Nope, not worth it.
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