Want to make this humorous as it was funny at the time. Went in to the nice little place in Lakeside and found the server charming and ordered a BLT and got the sandwich and couldn't help but laugh at the meagerness of the lettuce. Upon dissection one thin leaf was revealed, hiding as it was below a muscular and basically unripe tomato slice (thin too) and one strip of bacon broken (Brokeback Bacon?) into tiny pieces and spread around to, I assume, look like the hog had not been spared. Speaking of not being spared, I think there was some mayo applied but far from slathered on. Makeup you apply sparingly, I'm told. Mayo? Slather baby, slather. Anyway, the server was a dear who got it when I was going off Jack Nickolson style about wanting a BLT but hold the bacon and the lettuce and the tomato to the great glee of my dinner pals. The too high price for the underwhelming sandwich was actually worth it because of the gaiety such a sad, sad sandwich provided.