Just got back from an overnight stay in the honeymoon cottage. The gas fireplace didn't light and the only staff member on site (a young girl at the winery) had no idea how to light it. When I stepped out of the jacuzzi tub, I sliced open my foot on a piece of broken glass that we didn't break. When we went to ask for a first aid kit, we found the winery closed and no one on the property but us. VERY CREEPY. When my husband returned to call them on the phone, we couldn't find a phone in the cottage and we had no cell phone service either. What we did find was a phone docking station without a phone and an empty paper towel roll so we used restaurant napkins to bandage my foot. As if this wasn't bad enough, the stupid satellite dish TV was messed up and was stuck on 1 channel, AMC, and it was playing a "Walking Dead" marathon. It was almost hilarious how messed my romantic evening ended up being. Needless to say we left first thing in the morning (still no staff members there) and since it had been raining all night and they have let the property get run down by not putting any gravel down by the cottage, my Prius got stuck in the mud. What a nightmare!