I don't mind a basic/simple room at an inn. I've stayed in plenty of nice ones that were quiet, clean, and allowed me to sleep.
This place was a laugh riot. Check out the damp and black mold in the hallway leading to your room! (science is fun) Then you can spend some time having trouble shutting your door all of the way. I might suggest this place to an insomniac as the noise and "choice" music from the pub will keep you up and entertained half of the night. Yet the strange thing in all of this, is that the full English isn't half bad. The tea is weak of course but they will feed you. Of course there will be the roaming dog that wants your toast. Don't give in to the sad eyes. Though maybe those are sad eyes asking you to help the dog escape. (Maybe the dog has had its fill of late seventies pop music.) While you enjoy this breakfast there will be the fun of someone mopping the floors. The scent of bleach mixed with bacon. Ah joy.
Parking isn't really available and the wifi can be so-so at times. But hey the breakfast is free.
Just get your shots before you arrive.
- Also Known As:
- The Star Inn Edenbridge, Kent