Today's enjoyment at this pretty standard adventure park was possibly assisted by the beautiful weather but it's not a bad day for a 7 year old. I could list many of the good points but they seem to have been covered by dozens of others but I would like to mention two or three things that would make it an even more enjoyable day out.
Firstly, for those morons that appear to not realise that it's no longer socially acceptable to smoke next to children (yes, even your own), there should be a smoking area where they won't annoy other parents and children. I'm a smoker myself but I have respect for those around me and realise that it's so unfair on the kids.
Secondly, why not serve food that is palatable? I had a burger here today and I won't even try to describe how poor it was or what kind of animal it came from.
Thirdly, would the tattooed obese please bear in mind on your next visit that some of us have just had the 'mystery burger' and are feeling a bit iffy already.
Finally, a question for the Hulk Hogan lookalike (oh I know you know who you are). Are your poor children really called Ronnie and Reggie?
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