I'm not joking when I rated this place as 'terrible'. I cannot think of a better word to describe it. The last meal I ate here, about 3 years ago, was horrible and since then I vowed to never return...EVER. I ordered 'the special' that day which was something to the tune of a steak alfredo dish. What I got was a bowl of overcooked pasta in a bland who-knows-what kind of sauce with steak grizzle on top. I told the waitress that I was unhappy with the meal and she basically shrugged and walked away. No apology, no offer to take it away and bring me something else. Nothing. Not even a verbal acknowledgement of my disappointment. Even if you wanted to go to the Colony just for a drink, you can expect a watered-down, mini-sized, overpriced beverage. I swear the 'iced tea' is brown water...presumably a powdered mix but with ZERO, ZIP, ZILCH, NADA flavoring to it. Yes, this is a negative review, but I can't even truly express how I feel about this place. I know it's been around for forever, but the food doesnt have to taste like it has too.
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