We did a long weekend trip via secret-escapes to the above hotel, don't take that deal unless you like spending hours on a catamaran, but that said the hotel was faultless.
We arrived Friday mid morning, and understandably they couldn't accommodate us that early, but took our luggage and told us where and how to park in Jersey (bit of a performance with buying tickets, like scratchcards)... but the hotel supplied these and charged to our room, so not too much bother at all. We went off for a drive and returned mid afternoon, when we checked in. We stayed in a Gold Standard room, which was beautifully furnished and had everything we needed, including robes and slippers to use in the Spa, which we made good use of! The bathroom floor was heated which was heavenly, I want hot tiles under my feet at home!
Our deal included breakfast for all three mornings, and two evening meals in the Sirocco Restaurant. The food was perfect, and the staff excelled, nothing was too much trouble.
The reception staff were brilliant too, and on check-out I was asked how we were getting home, when i said the ferry and explained it was rather long, he asked where we lived, and even suggested an airport and airline company that came to the Islands 10 mins from our home, he printed off their details so i could do some research at leisure. It really was 5 star service all round. Couldn't recommend more, if you go to Jersey, don't think twice, stay here <3