I know this place is expensive, coz I've been before. On that occasion we ordered a couple of brunch style starter/small plates of Loch Fyne seafood. Extremely tasty, but pricey. This time we were just in for coffee.
The powder blue and white wooden eatery reminds me of a New England beach side colonial style building (Just like you'd see in Jaws). Pastel walls, white wooden beams and chairs made out of old rowing oars grace the inside. Loch Lomond, Cameron House and the marina are the backdrop from the outside. The setting couldn't be better.
The coffee was ok, but no where near as good as a specialist coffee bar can muster. And given the surroundings, I thought it would be better. I knew the coffee would be expensive too, so estimated £5 for two small americanos (naive?) So up I popped with a fiver in my hand and a little something for the waiters.
SHELL SHOCKED! £8.25! That fiver's not gonna be enough then :-\ (I know. £8.25 doesn't even split into 2 round numbers. So let's say it was £7.50 plus A 10% SERVICE CHARGE! - sighhh...) And this is where I'm torn, coz I should have known the state of play before I ordered. I can't justify a 1 star review just because I was caught out by price. I didn't need to sit down and drink the stuff.
So I base my judgment on knowing all before me - would I go back, the coffee, the price, being served by 3 staff and by the backdrop. If this was a cup of joe concocted by some Norwegian java guru or raved about by the coffee cognoscenti then it would be a 5, but it wasn't. It was a coffee I could get from the drip machine in Pret for a Pound served by 2 perfectly competent people. So next time we'll be stopping elsewhere for a coffee. But we'll not be missing out on these beautiful surroundings, coz we'll be drinking them in The Boathouse car park. We may pop in for an oyster or 2 though? :-)