I read "Matthew's" review in 2012 and had a little laugh. 100 reviews plus, and one person doesn't get it. Smuggler's is a bar, not a child-friendly Beefeater pub. If you bring prams, they are going to get in the way and the bar is high up from the street; safe for toddlers it is not.
If you are looking for great characters, superb views, and a high level of laconic humour from Tony, you will be fine. A more generous host I have not met, you just need to understand the programme here, this is his pub and his rules. I have been to Cala d'Or 5 times now and thankfully Smuggler's provides a constantly good choice of beer, ale, cocktails and whisky (thanks for the Aberlour). Sit back and chill.
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