Arrived home last night after a week here. Those who say on here that it is 5* have clearly never stayed at a true 5*. Reception area was gorgeous, but that's about it. Rooms 4* at best. Woke up at 9am twice by maids coming in room. Mini bar fridge wasn't cold so constantly buying drinks. Only English channels were sky news and BBC world service. Pool bar food was awful. Crazy golf - the less said the better. Breakfast was good but can't comment on lunch/dinner as we were only b&b. No beach. Most of the staff were great and very helpful. Puerto Calero - stunning. Some cracking restaurants and views to die for.